Where do lesbians go on dates?

Where do lesbians go on dates?

Secret underground members-only clubs. Keycard access only.

I’m kidding, obviously. Lesbians go on dates exactly like straight people. I’ll pause for a moment to allow that to sink in.

Has the shock passed? Good. Now, just to be clear, lesbians are humans too. Just like straight people, we go on dates at movie theatres and parks and cafes and beaches and – wait for it – restaurants. We snuggle up on the couch and watch Netflix, see Ariana Grande in concert and get our sweat on at LA Fitness.

Guys, I can’t stress this enough… we’re not all that different from straight people when it comes to dating. The only differences are that instead of having sex on the third date, we say I love you and move in together.

Kidding, not kidding.

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